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Site designed by my own carnival while listening to "Dancing Queen" ...oh yeah! Updated during "Funkytown". My Own Carnival is a "holy" owned subsidiary of Pay Us With Alcohol Productions. The views expressed by the web designers do not reflect the opinions of Banger, Mash, or the Alpaca. They definitely do not reflect the views of the band, who after all only pay for the site and don't know the access codes that would enable them to change stuff, ha ha ha. Hey, you know what I was just thinking? It's funny how when I was younger I didn't know what Rick James was talking about in Superfreak when he sang "Threes not a crowd to her she said". Oh, now I get it! So, are you wondering why in the name of god Seth hired a web designer who is addicted to 70's and 80's music? Or how long I'm going to babble about music you probably hate? Hey, where you going? Wait, I'm just getting started! I still have a whole box of wine in the fridge, please don't go! Sigh. Okay, well it was fun while it lasted. Love to love you, baby.